Tibi Oprea a realizat pe platforma Hyperliteratura.ro o anchet\u0103 numit\u0103, simplu \u015fi direct, 8 scriitori rom\u00e2ni despre c\u0103r\u0163ile pe care le citesc \u00een bud\u0103.
\nOpt scriitori din mai multe genera\u0163ii \u015fi categorii dezbat dezinhibat subiectul cu pricina.
\nAstfel, Dan Iancu m\u0103rturise\u015fte c\u0103 cite\u015fte \u201edoar \u00een cad\u0103. De dou\u0103 ori pe zi, diminea\u0163a \u015fi seara, cu excep\u0163ia zilelor \u00een care vin acas\u0103 mang\u0103, dau drumul la ap\u0103, umplu cada, unde m\u0103 \u00eendes ca pe sarmale, \u015fi stau ore \u015fi citesc. Uneori mai mult, alteori mai pu\u0163in, dar nu sub un zece pagini m\u0103car\u201d. Bogdan Co\u015fa a citit o vreme Faulkner (\u201eO vreme mi s-a p\u0103rut superb, absolut, dar la a treia carte m-am plictisit\u201d), dup\u0103 care a s\u0103rit la \u201ereviste, ziare, Facebook, foial\u0103 pe telefon\u201d.
\nVreo doi-trei autori se eschiveaz\u0103: poetul Paul Vinicius n-are cas\u0103, deci nici WC personal, poetul Matei Hutopil\u0103 are unul murdar (a\u015fa c\u0103 \u201efac treaba mare la munc\u0103 \u00een general, iar pentru treaba mic\u0103, cum n-am vecini, m\u0103 pi\u015f pe unde apuc, vreun tufi\u015f sau b\u0103l\u0103d\u0103ile de l\u00e2ng\u0103 bud\u0103\u201d), \u00een timp ce prozatorul Adrian Tele\u015fpan de\u0163ine \u201eo digestie absolut impecabil\u0103 care se finalizeaz\u0103 cu acces\u0103ri foarte regulate \u015fi extrem de scurte la baie. Adic\u0103, la c\u00e2t \u00eemi ia mie s\u0103 \u00eemi fac treaba pe bud\u0103, a\u015f avea timp s\u0103 citesc maximum dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri\u201d.
\nCititoare vorace \u201e\u00een bud\u0103\u201d sunt, \u00een schimb, Elena Vl\u0103d\u0103reanu \u015fi Cristina Nemerovschi. Elena are o adev\u0103rat\u0103 bibliotec\u0103 \u00een baie: \u201e\u00centr-o zi, soacr\u0103-mea, aflat\u0103 \u00een vizit\u0103, ne spune nedumerit\u0103: Acum v-a\u0163i pus c\u0103r\u0163i \u015fi \u00een baie? Erau mai multe, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een chestia aia al c\u0103rei nume nu \u00eel \u015ftiu, care se ata\u015feaz\u0103 la g\u0103leat\u0103 \u015fi \u00een care se stoarce mopul, deci p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een aia erau c\u0103r\u0163i. Asta pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce am n\u0103scut, nu am mai g\u0103sit, cel pu\u0163in dup\u0103 primele luni, c\u00e2nd ea dormea \u015fi eu citeam, un loc bun pentru citit acas\u0103. Cel mai mult am citit \u00een metrou \u015fi \u00een baie\u201d. \u015ei Cristina Nemerovschi are multe c\u0103r\u0163i \u00een baie: \u201eMi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat de-a lungul timpului ca buda mea s\u0103 devin\u0103 o adev\u0103rat\u0103 bibliotec\u0103, haotic\u0103, ce-i drept, \u015fi foarte divers\u0103\u201d.
\nInteresant, foarte interesant. Doar c\u0103\u2026
\n\u2026 dintr-o pasionant\u0103 carte publicat\u0103 de cur\u00e2nd de Giulia Enders, Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body\u2019s Most Underrated Organ (2015), se poate afla c\u0103 omul recent occidental \u00ee\u015fi gole\u015fte colonul mai pu\u0163in s\u0103n\u0103tos dec\u00e2t cel din vechime, care se slobozea direct pe c\u00e2mp (\u00een Roma antic\u0103, sclavii erau pu\u015fi de st\u0103p\u00e2nii lor s\u0103 efectueze func\u0163ia de defecare pe terenuri agricole, pentru a \u00eengr\u0103\u015fa p\u0103m\u00e2ntul). Cu tot confortul lui burghez (\u015fi de fapt tocmai din aceast\u0103 pricin\u0103), closetul modern de tip \u201escaun\u201d sau \u201etron\u201d n-ar permite, sus\u0163ine Enders cu o erudi\u0163ie \u015fi competen\u0163\u0103 \u00een ale c\u0103rei cotloane n-am s\u0103 intru, eliberarea s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 a colonului. Presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 omul occidental nu se va pune \u00een fa\u0163a \u015ftiin\u0163ei, e de inferat c\u0103 anchete precum cea de sus vor disp\u0103rea cu timpul, laolalt\u0103 cu bibliotecile din toalete \u2013 c\u0103ci, se poate ghici, nu mai e o at\u00e2t de pl\u0103cut\u0103 z\u0103bav\u0103 lecturarea at\u00e2tor \u015fi at\u00e2tor c\u0103r\u0163i \u00een pozi\u0163ie de start pe un WC turcesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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