\u015eoseaua fierbe, creierii fierb, fierbe tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103 \u00een jur. E iunie, vin de la Bucure\u015fti \u015fi la \u015fase \u00eencepe spectacolul din Festivalul Perform Ia\u015fi. E musai s\u0103 ajung. Doar am b\u0103tut at\u00e2ta drum. Octavian Jighirgiu m\u0103 sun\u0103 la intervale regulate s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe pe unde am sunt. Mai am vreo dou\u0103zeci de kilometri. \u201eBun, zice el, oricum \u00eent\u00e2rziem vreo zece minute. \u015ei dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci nu ajungi, \u00ee\u0163i las un loc la margine, ca s\u0103 nu deranjezi tot r\u00e2ndul\u201d. OK, \u00een cazul \u0103sta s\u0103-i d\u0103m bice. Ce mai conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 e sat, hai s\u0103 ne gr\u0103bim. Ma\u015fina de poli\u0163ie vine din direc\u0163ia opus\u0103, m\u0103 vede \u015fi face un viraj spectaculos. Ca-n filme. \u00cen c\u00e2teva minute m\u0103 prind c\u0103 eu sunt obiectul urm\u0103rit. Opresc, deschid geamul. Urmeaz\u0103 poezia: \u201eSunt agent nu \u015ftiu care \u015fi…\u201d. Trag cu ochiul la ceas. Ar mai fi \u00eenc\u0103 \u015fanse s\u0103 ajung. Dar agentului \u00eei sun\u0103 telefonul. \u015ei, evident, r\u0103spunde. \u015ei vorbe\u015fte, \u015fi vorbe\u015fte… \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, \u00eemi explic\u0103: vitez\u0103 prea mare pentru localitate etc., etc. A\u015fa, la ochiometru, dar de asta aveam s\u0103-mi dau seama numai a doua zi. Acum eram prea gr\u0103bit\u0103. \u00cen plus, mi-e cald. Hainele fierb pe mine. Merg de \u015fase ore. M-am lipit cu totul de scaun. S\u0103-mi ia banii \u015fi s\u0103 termin\u0103m mai repede. Poate mai ajung la spectacol, acolo la margine de r\u00e2nd. Agentul m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 jovial unde merg. \u201eLa Ia\u015fi, la un spectacol de teatru.\u201d \u201eSunte\u0163i actri\u0163\u0103?\u201d \u201eNu, critic.\u201d M\u0103 m\u0103soar\u0103 din cap p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u, c\u00e2t \u00eei permite unghiul vizual \u015fi valuri de ne\u00eencredere i se adun\u0103 \u00een privire. \u201eA\u015fa merge\u0163i la teatru? \u00cen tricou?\u201d. Aha, m-a prins cu minciuna, asta vrea s\u0103-mi transmit\u0103 subliminal. M\u0103 mai uit o dat\u0103 la ceas. \u015eansele s\u0103 descind \u00een tromb\u0103 pe scaunul meu din margine de r\u00e2nd s-au dus. \u00cei explic c\u0103 e vorba de un festival fringe. Pentru o clip\u0103 privirea i se ascute a \u00eentrebare. \u201eE vorba de independen\u0163i, sunt spectacole de tineri, merge \u015fi \u00een tricou\u201d, \u00eencerc s\u0103 alung votul de blam pe care \u00eel primise vestimenta\u0163ia mea. Dar domnul are chef de conversa\u0163ie. M\u0103 chestioneaz\u0103 la ce or\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ajung. \u201eLa \u015fase\u201d, \u00eei r\u0103spund aproape resemnat\u0103. \u201eCum la \u015fase, spectacolele \u00eencep la \u015fapte!\u201d, m\u0103 sanc\u0163ioneaz\u0103 din nou doct. M\u0103i s\u0103 fie, oi fi dat eu peste cel mai intelectual dintre to\u0163i agen\u0163ii de circula\u0163ie? Nu-mi mai d\u0103 odat\u0103 amenda aia, s\u0103 plec de aici? Ba da. \u015ei dus\u0103 sunt.
\nA doua zi, teleap-teleap prin Ia\u015fi, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc amenda. La ghi\u015feu, o domni\u015foar\u0103 serviabil\u0103. Nu dureaz\u0103 mai mult de c\u00e2teva minute p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eemi ia banii. \u015ei, amabil\u0103 cum e, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 plec, \u00eemi atrage aten\u0163ia s\u0103 nu uit s\u0103 depun h\u00e2rtiile la Administra\u0163ia Financiar\u0103 de care apar\u0163in \u00een Bucure\u015fti. S\u0103 se vad\u0103 c\u0103 am pl\u0103tit! R\u0103m\u00e2n tr\u0103snit\u0103: \u201eNu pute\u0163i transmite direct dumneavoastr\u0103?\u201d. \u201eNu putem, c\u0103 nu avem sistem centralizat\u201d. M\u0103 uit la ea cu aten\u0163ie. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci se purtase irepro\u015fabil. Profesionist\u0103 \u015fi \u00eendatoritoare. \u015ei izbucnesc: \u201eAdic\u0103 \u00een secolul XXI, c\u00e2nd sateli\u0163ii cutreier\u0103 spa\u0163iul galactic, dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00eemi spune\u0163i c\u0103 nu ave\u0163i un soft na\u0163ional de date?\u201d. \u201eNu, ar fi foarte scump. Ni s-a explicat c\u0103 ar costa 30% din PIB.\u201d \u00cemi ascut aten\u0163ia s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 nu cumva \u00ee\u015fi bate joc de mine. Nu pare. Crede \u00een asemenea enormit\u0103\u0163i. Mai mult, \u00eemi poveste\u015fte c\u0103 exist\u0103 sate unde func\u0163ionarii nici m\u0103car nu \u00ee\u015fi introduc datele \u00een computer. Lucreaz\u0103 cu acte scrise de m\u00e2n\u0103. \u201eNu se pricep\u201d, adaug\u0103 ea \u00eemp\u0103ciuitoare. Nu am timp de maieutic\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 abordez varianta ex abrupto: \u201eNu, domni\u015foar\u0103, cum s\u0103 coste un soft 30% din PIB? Nu fac un sistem centralizat, ca s\u0103 nu-i controleze nimeni. Ca s\u0103 fure nestingheri\u0163i!\u201d. Domni\u015foara m\u0103 prive\u015fte cu aceea\u015fi amabilitate ca \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Doar pu\u0163in surprins\u0103. \u201eNu m\u0103 pricep, nou\u0103 a\u015fa ni s-a spus.\u201d M\u0103 mai uit o dat\u0103 la ea. E un om t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi pare s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 meseria bine. Cum poat\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 asemenea gogo\u015fi? Mai bine s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la teatru, la independen\u0163ii mei. M\u0103car ei au ceva atitudine. Nu se las\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103li\u0163i a\u015fa u\u015for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u015eoseaua fierbe, creierii fierb, fierbe tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103 \u00een jur. E iunie, vin de la Bucure\u015fti \u015fi la \u015fase \u00eencepe spectacolul din Festivalul Perform Ia\u015fi. E musai s\u0103 ajung. Doar am b\u0103tut at\u00e2ta drum. Octavian Jighirgiu m\u0103 sun\u0103 la intervale regulate s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe pe unde am sunt. Mai am vreo dou\u0103zeci de kilometri. \u201eBun,… Cite\u0219te mai mult »Teatrul \u015fi organele<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11237],"tags":[12926,12927],"class_list":["post-21410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cultura-societate","tag-comportamente-politisti","tag-inamplari-cu-politisti"],"views":1895,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}