\u201eRealitatea ar trebui interzis\u0103\u201c
\nEugen Suciu, \u0162easta<\/p>\n
Nu e un t\u0103r\u00e2m dintr-o poveste, chiar dac\u0103 mai multe, din ce \u00een ce mai multe pove\u015fti de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de art\u0103 \u00eei deseneaz\u0103, \u00een ultima vreme, harta viu colorat\u0103. Micu\u0163land e \u0163ara oamenilor mari care vor s\u0103 fie oameni mici. Copila\u015fi b\u0103tr\u00e2nei leg\u0103na\u0163i de vise, precum personajul din balad\u0103. Sau b\u0103tr\u00e2nei copila\u015fi c\u0103rora le-ar fi pl\u0103cut ca natura s\u0103-i fi lucrat \u00een miniatur\u0103, ca s\u0103-l parafrazez pe poet. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat a\u015fa, au g\u0103sit ei cum s\u0103 se descurce. C\u0103 doar diminutivita le era la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103…
\nIntri \u00eentr-un magazin cu de toate \u015fi ce-\u0163i aud urechile \u2013 p\u00e2nic\u0103\/ p\u00e2inic\u0103, s\u0103l\u0103mior, c\u0103\u015fc\u0103v\u0103lu\u0163, beric\u0103, vinu\u0163. Ajungi cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere la adunarea de scar\u0103, tocmai c\u00e2nd vecinul de la trei spune iritat \u2013 c\u00e2nd primesc b\u0103nu\u0163ii, achit \u015fi restan\u0163a. Te duci, cu inima str\u00e2ns\u0103, la spital, s\u0103-\u0163i vezi un prieten grav bolnav, care nu mai are multe zile de tr\u0103it. Asistenta, jovial\u0103, \u00eei aranjeaz\u0103 perna \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-l ginga\u015f \u2013 v\u0103 e fomic\u0103, v-a\u0163i luat pastilu\u0163ele? Apoi, aferat\u0103, \u00eel someaz\u0103 \u2013 pune\u0163i-v\u0103 la loc tubule\u0163ul! Vrei s\u0103 cumperi un cadou pentru noun\u0103scuta unor apropia\u0163i. V\u00e2nz\u0103toarea te chestioneaz\u0103 u\u015for agasat\u0103 \u2013 c\u00e2\u0163i ani\u015fori are bebi\u0163a? Patruzeci, \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103 strigi, dai din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi te pierzi printre rafturile cu h\u0103inu\u0163e roz. \u00cencerci s\u0103 vezi o emisiune de \u015ftiri la televizor. Prezentatoarea vorbe\u015fte, vorbe\u015fte \u015fi dintr-o dat\u0103 sim\u0163i nevoia s-o corectezi. Spui: mitu\u0163\u0103, \u015f\u0103nt\u0103jel, dos\u0103rele, mitingu\u0163\/ mitingel, crizic\u0103, p\u0103r\u0103du\u0163\u0103, ba treci \u015fi prin alte limbi \u2013 newsele, summitu\u0163 \u015fi schimbi pe Mezzo, cu sonorul dat la maximu\u0163.
\n\u00cen agita\u0163ia t\u00e2rgului de carte, l\u00e2ng\u0103 un stand cu edi\u0163ii masive, cartonate, cineva te \u00eembie cu c\u0103rtici\/ c\u0103r\u0163ele (cel mai nou triumf editorial!) pe care s\u0103 le cite\u015fti cu trei perechi de ochelari una peste alta \u015fi cu o lup\u0103 deasupra. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i plac, atunci poate opera omnia de buzun\u0103ra\u015f sau enciclopedii de po\u015fe\u0163ic\u0103… sau albuma\u015fe de portofelu\u0163. Peste drum, o doamn\u0103 \u00eenm\u0103t\u0103sat\u0103 cere dou\u0103 trei rom\u0103nele pentru m\u0103tu\u015fica de nou\u0103zeci de ani, c\u0103 altfel pleac\u0103 la plimb\u0103ric\u0103 \u015fi nu mai \u015ftie s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 ac\u0103su\u0163\u0103.
\nC\u00e2\u0163iva tineri arti\u015fti te invit\u0103 la un experiment vizual. \u00cen fa\u0163a unui perete golu\u0163 sunt at\u00e2rna\u0163i ursi\u015fori \u015fi rebi\u0163ei (iepura\u015fi englezei), fr\u0103\u0163iori de dinoz\u0103ura\u015fi ierbivorei g\u0103si\u0163i \u00een Micu\u0163land, care nu i-ar fi pl\u0103cut deloc, dar deloc, lui Spielberg \u015fi, s\u0103 fim drep\u0163i, nici lui Grigore Antipa. Juc\u0103riu\u0163ele din plu\u015f sunt sp\u00e2nzurate cu l\u0103n\u0163icuri (cam grosu\u0163e). Un junel coafat rastafariu\u0163 (codi\u0163e multi\u015foare) d\u0103 muzic\u0103 din butonele. Arti\u015ftii se reped \u015fi lipesc pe varul peretelui stickerele, un fel de lucr\u0103rici pentru viitoarele muzeua\u015fe. Eu stau \u00eentr-un col\u0163i\u015for \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la ce mi-a povestit, cu c\u00e2teva zile \u00een urm\u0103, fiica unei prietene, venit\u0103 de la Paris, unde \u00ee\u015fi are familia, s\u0103-\u015fi vad\u0103 mama. S-a g\u00e2ndit s-o ajute \u015fi s-a dus ea s\u0103-i achite d\u0103rile. S\u0103 v\u0103 dau o facturi\u0163\u0103? a \u00eentrebat-o amabil func\u0163ionara. Nu, c\u0103 n-am firmuli\u0163\u0103, i-a r\u0103spuns prompt fiica prietenei mele (absolvent\u0103 de filologie). Apoi a r\u0103mas \u00eencremenit\u0103 \u00eentre ghi\u015fee, \u00eembr\u00e2ncit\u0103 de cet\u0103\u0163enii care se a\u015fezau la o nou\u0103 coad\u0103. Crezi c\u0103 diminutivita se ia chiar at\u00e2t de repede? m-a chestionat ea \u00eengrijorat\u0103. N-am putut s\u0103-i spun dec\u00e2t: Bun venit \u00een Micu\u0163land!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"