{"id":18419,"date":"2014-03-27T11:54:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T09:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/?p=18419"},"modified":"2014-05-19T08:53:01","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T06:53:01","slug":"baai-sa-nu-ma-dezamagiti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/baai-sa-nu-ma-dezamagiti\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201eB\u0103\u0103i, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 dezam\u0103gi\u0163i!\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intr\u0103 cu aplomb. \u015etie s\u0103 se impun\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei place s\u0103 fie privit\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi tr\u00e2nte\u015fte po\u015feta portocalie pe mas\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 laptop. \u201eAm \u015fi lentile, \u015fi ochelari! Ia uita\u0163i-v\u0103!\u201c<br \/>\nCelelalte trei se ridic\u0103 pu\u0163in de pe scaune \u015fi o privesc drept \u00een ochi. ,,De ce nu \u0163i-ai luat alt\u0103 culoare? Am avut \u015fi eu, da albastre \u015fi cu puncti\u015foare de tigru&#8230; zice bruneta, care-\u015fi arunc\u0103 pletele pe um\u0103rul st\u00e2ng. Siren\u0103. \u201e\u015ei unde sunt?\u201c \u201eAm pierdut una!\u201c R\u00e2d. (Cineva o d\u0103 pe Ad\u00e8le prea tare). \u201eB\u0103\u0103i, la proiectul \u0103sta ne trebuie un \u015fef!\u201c \u00ce\u015fi m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie p\u0103rul blond (natural) tuns foarte scurt. Insinueaz\u0103 c\u0103 ea ar putea fi \u015feful. ,,Nu e nevoie! Ce, n-avem opinii?\u201c \u201eBine atunci&#8230;\u201c se eschiveaz\u0103 cea cu lentile. Cealalt\u0103 brunet\u0103, cu breton \u015fi coad\u0103 de cal \u015fi ro\u015fcat rasta sorb din cola sugar free. \u201eC\u00e2te avem?\u201c, \u00eentreab\u0103 sirena. \u201eUnsprezece\u201c, r\u0103spunde bretonata \u2013 \u201eCu Victoria Art Center, dac\u0103 mergem \u015fi-acolo, se fac dou\u0103sprezece!\u201c \u201eFoarte tare!\u201c, exclam\u0103 blonda cu lentile \u015fi r\u0103sfir\u0103 teancul de foi.<br \/>\nUna ajunge sub masa la care stau, pe v\u00e2rfurile cizmelor mele. \u201eScuze, doamn\u0103!\u201c Blonda o culege de pe jos \u015fi se \u00eentoarce l\u00e2ng\u0103 celelalte trei. (Cineva o d\u0103 pe Ad\u00e8le prea tare).<br \/>\n\u201e&#8230;adic\u0103 s\u0103 scrii implicat, da s\u0103 nu se simpt\u0103 &#8230; \u015ei chestionarul?\u201c Ro\u015fcata cite\u015fte de pe laptop \u2013,,Ce p\u0103rere ave\u0163i&#8230;\u201c \u201eB\u0103\u0103i\u201c, o \u00eentrerupe blonda \u2013 ,,Bucure\u015ftiul \u0103sta e de groaz\u0103 \u201e&#8230;<br \/>\n\u2013 c\u00e2nt\u0103 pu\u0163in \u00een duo cu Ad\u00e8le \u2013 \u201eCe p\u0103rere ave\u0163i&#8230;?\u201c reia ro\u015fcata. \u2013 \u201eB\u0103\u0103i, \u2013 \u00eentrerupe din nou posesoarea\u00a0 de lentile \u2013 \u00eenchipui\u0163i-v\u0103, peste fix zece zile fac dou\u0103zeci de ani!\u201c\u00a0 \u00ce\u015fi ridic\u0103 m\u00e2inile \u00eentr-un gest de triumf. ,,Nici nu-mi vine s\u0103 cred!\u201c (Cineva \u00eei spune b\u0103iatului care le aduce nota c\u0103 Ad\u00e8le e prea tare). Toate patru o pornesc spre scara incomod\u0103. \u201e&#8230;e la doi pa\u015fi, l\u00e2ng\u0103 Zl\u0103tari. Use At Your Own Risk, new media\u201c \u2013 probabil sirena. Blonda \u00ee\u015fi ia po\u015feta portocalie \u015fi le urmeaz\u0103. \u201eB\u0103\u0103i, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 dezam\u0103gi\u0163i, ca alea din liceu! B\u0103\u0103i, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 dezam\u0103gi\u0163i!\u201c \u2013 zice cobor\u00e2nd scara \u0163in\u00e2ndu-se de balustrad\u0103. (Cineva o \u00eenchide pe Ad\u00e8le).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr\u0103 cu aplomb. \u015etie s\u0103 se impun\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei place s\u0103 fie privit\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi tr\u00e2nte\u015fte po\u015feta portocalie pe mas\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 laptop. \u201eAm \u015fi lentile, \u015fi ochelari! Ia uita\u0163i-v\u0103!\u201c Celelalte trei se ridic\u0103 pu\u0163in de pe scaune \u015fi o privesc drept \u00een ochi. ,,De ce nu \u0163i-ai luat alt\u0103 culoare? Am avut \u015fi eu, da albastre&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/baai-sa-nu-ma-dezamagiti\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Cite\u0219te mai mult &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eB\u0103\u0103i, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 dezam\u0103gi\u0163i!\u201c<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17],"tags":[2194,278],"class_list":["post-18419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cultura-ideilor","tag-comportamente-sociale","tag-societate"],"views":1589,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacultura.ro\/nou\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}